RNRG will be representing at this year's Erotic Arts & Crafts Fair! We were there last year, we were shown LOTS of love and we'll be there again this year. It's a brilliant, annual event put on by Come As You Are and it's Saturday, February 13th at the Gladstone Hotel (in the west end of Toronto).

The event starts at 10:00 a.m. and goes until 10ish p.m. We'll be selling all kinds of sexy goodies from the site like our FUCK shirts, framed photos from the site, pins and more!

Once the afternoon/evening hits, a d.j. and bartender come in and it's a great time. There's nothing better to do with yourself, your buds or your fuck buddy on Valentines weekend! Don't miss it.

Howdy Folks,

RNRG is going through a transitional phase right now and is officially, temporarily on hold. This means that we are not updating the site during this time. The site is going to undergo some restructuring and changes and we're having to wait on some people to do their side of things before we can do our side of things and ... (yawn) you know how it goes.

In the meantime we're still offering our $5 for 5 days promotion, which is a great way for people (like you!) to peek inside at all of our existing content and get rub a few out.

We've been working our asses off in the past 2 years to bring you the steady stream of weekly updates that we've been delivering on time without interruption! Sooo, please be patient with us right now and remember to check back often. And, enjoy this photo of Jezebelle and Dhillon taking a topless break together to symbolize the break we are taking right now.

p.s. The store is still accessible so buy a FUCK shirt and support your local pornographer today.

Those vibrators look like any other, regular, normal, battery powered vibe, right? Right. But, they're battery-less! A.K.A. Green! So how the hell do you get this thing buzzing away at your bits without batteries? With a simple, wind-up gesture, adding a whole new meaning to the term "turn your crank". A lever pops out of the base of the vibrator and you give it a few spins and you're good to go for a full 30 minutes!

The toy boasts 4 levels of vibration and in case you're worried that it won't have a level strong enough for you, co-owner Janice O'Conner says, "I've only used it a couple of times, and it's fantastic. It's very intense, and sometimes, at the top level, depending on the person that's using it, it can actually be too intense sometimes."

The Earth Angel costs 70 Euros or roughly $100 (usd). Read more here.

life is changing quickly!
we bought a car on Saturday after over a month of shopping them.
it's very hard for me to believe since i've never had one before but it's true and it's awesome!
it's used and almost 10 years old but it's got great miles on it, leather interior, a sun roof and power everything. it's also very clean inside which was important to me.
it's a 2 door ford explorer and we've named it Champagne, after it's colour.
K also got an in house job which means steady pay cheques!
he started today so we'll see how he likes it later i suppose.
that means we wake up at the same time in the morning (i'm used to him still asleep when i leave) and he'll be getting home an hour after me.
lucky bastard gets to drive to work...fucking hate ttc!
ALSO, HUGE NEWS!
we've still got some ironing out of details to do but we're in the works of adding an experienced porn star to our site as a main girl.
she will be doing a lot of video work with guys and bringing in all her fans so we're SUPER excited!
it's hard to find serious porn people who actually enjoy the work and work hard at it, we'll be lucky to have her.
i can't wait for this "merger" and i guarentee it's going to take us to an entirely new level!
on a sexy note, i sucked dick the other night like i was starving and couldn't get enough...it was crazy times and mega hot!
xo.

Here's a glimpse at our art opening that took place on October 3rd. This is just a few photos of the art -- THERE'S MUCH MORE ART TO SEE than what is pictured!

The show will be up until January, so please stop into LoveCraft at 27 Yorkville Avenue and take a peek! IT'S FUCKING HOT!

Mitchell Lichtenstein's Teeth offers a truly unsettling premise about one girl's unnaturally complicated journey into womanhood. His beautifully absurd storytelling and a high standard in execution keeps this film from diminishing into typical Hollywood shit.

Jess Weixler is exceptionally cast as the overzealous, wonderfully naive Dawn O'Keefe, joined by an eclectic mix of supporting characters. Living under the ominous glow of a nuclear power planet in a quaint, Texas town with her dysfunctional family, Dawn is the poster child for her high school's purity chapter. Struggling with her own beliefs and sexuality, Dawn soon finds her situation further complicated by a bizarre anatomical uniqueness involving teeth growing in her vagina!

The violence and nudity is nothing explicit. However, Jess Weixler, as required in horror movies, stands in front of a mirror for a pleasant amount of time offering a glimpse of her perky breasts and there are brief instances of thrusting asses indicating fornication. The violence is brief yet uncomfortably detailed, a la severed penises and bloody stumps.

This movie cannot be more highly recommended! Although the cast is relatively unknown and the plot questionable, amongst the horror titles lately Teeth is a breath of fresh air. A smart, funny and entertaining movie about a girl and her vagina filled with razor sharp teeth.

- Mr Cartoon

RNRG is having an art show! The opening coincides with the opening of Nuit Blanche THIS Saturday, October 3rd at LoveCraft located at 27 Yorkville Ave. Our opening will last from 7 p.m. - 12 a.m. and Nuit Blanche will continue on until sunrise.

So what does this mean? It means you're going to be able to see the amazing photography of RNRG, printed and framed! If you kick-ass, you'll buy a piece for your sexy pad.

It also means that you can buy our NASTY tshirts in person and save on the shipping!

It also means that you can meet Kash and Jezebelle! Meet the hot duo who are the masterminds behind this raw, pussyfest!

Kash even did a couple amazing paintings for this opening! Totally original, new work just for this show.

If you can't make it out this Saturday for the opening, the work is going to be up in LoveCraft through Christmas, so you have plenty of time to stop in, check it out and let them know that RockNRollGeishas sent ya!

i've been really bad with my updates on here, i know.
i was doing great for a while but since our NY trip i think i just haven't been able to get it together.
life is constantly crazy so i'm pretty much proud of myself for this entry and any i do manage.
we've got an art show going up next week at Lovecraft in Yorkville (Bay/Bloor) and i feel like there's so much planning left to do still.
we've got all the photos printed but as i've been framing them i've realized we need a few pieces of glass cut and some don't hang so we need to buy hooks to attach on the backs....
the weather here is rainy and drab and makes me feel unmotivated and exhausted...which i hate because i am NOT the unmotivated type.
i am excited about US thanksgiving and our annual trip to Pittsburgh though!
we also finally decided we will be making the annual trip to Florida for christmas this year also.
because it's cheaper to fly out of Buffalo and we have no car for the Pittsburgh trip, we've been talking about buying a car.
OH ALSO, i FINALLY got my G1 2 weeks ago!!
oh my god...so exciting, haha.
honestly though, you'd HAVE to be a complete moron to fail that test.
anyways, new car.
K has been looking up cars and it looks like we're either going to buy a VW convertible or a pick up truck...
haha
it'll save us approx. $800 in rental/air fare so why the fuck not right!
we'll see and i will definitely post about that if it happens.
last but not least in all honesty i have to admit, ever since i've started opening up about sexuality i have been FAR more horny. i feel like a 13 year old boy hitting puberty!
that's all for now...i'm in a much better mood now than i was when i started this entry.